We're sorry... In part...

When we woke up we realized that our rant about Kanye was just that: a rant. And we simply can't walk away without articulating the moral of our story, the point of our outrage:

And here it is, so listen closely.

Dating strippers is not trading up, regardless of the inevitable passion lurking beneath every bed sheet, dark ally, public restroom or darkened movie theater. No. Its just, literally, dating a stripper.

See, we love strippers. Strip clubs, strippers, the shoes, the whole bit of it. And not to mention, strip clubs serve some of the strongest Rum & Coke's in all the land and our wondrous Bee loves a stiff one, certainly. However, men seem to run head first for the "ladies of the night" when their hearts are broken and their penis' are hard. But really? Why so obvious boys?

Lets put it like this: In seasons past, London based designer Charles Anastase created a line women loved. We might liken the collection to Alexis herself; it was soft, beautiful, intricate and lively - exactly the adjectives the viewing public showered on Alexis during her time on Kanye's arm. But now, much like Anastase's new collection, Kanye has gone and gotten angry - rebellious if you will and it just seems forced. And believe you us: its not that we don't LOVE wicked women. One of our own is black-clad and likes to carry a small whip and a flask in her Chanel clutch, but this Amber is not wicked. She's tacky. She is not strong, she seems easy.

See, if Kanye had been the Alexander McQueen of Romance he would have rebelled against our cherished Alexis with a woman of power, a dominatrix even. An Angelina of sorts. He would have stood next to a women of great posture, of poise, of venom. But no. He brought us this and we are still in our black veils of sadness, hoping that when the first sign of the NYC spring appears we will have our Kanye back - single, with our beloved Alexis or with a true woman of power. Not with this, um, girl who most likely decided on her "name" by taking the first street she lived on and combining it with the name of her favorite flower. Isn't that the formula for conjuring stripper's names people created in high school? Yes. We believe it is.

So, again. Our apologies Sir Kanye, but this certainly is not to be your lady for long.