3.17.2009

Nice Work, Kim.

Before

When Kim Kardashian started dating Reggie Bush we weren't shocked. In fact, we kind of thought they looked cute together - as if she had plucked him straight from his highschool football team, complete in his (baggie, boxy) graduation suit. Take the above photo for instance. The brown suit is not only a poor color choice and only serves to further push him into kim's shadow, but the cut doesn't accentuate his full frame, but rather makes him look as if he's standing inside of a cardboard box.

After

We realize that Sir Reggie is not in fact wearing much of anything in this photo, but its not hard to see how far his confidence has grown since the "Before" shot was taken. It's clear that through active attention from his doting and stylish lover, Kim he has emerged as her equal. Not a high school playmate. And is it us or does his skin now have a lovely glow to it too?

What's the point? Well, many men might shy away from the likes of Kim Kardashian and while we can hear you SCREAMING how wrong we are, we riddle you this: When's the last time you dated a woman you felt was above you? When's the last time you took your lady's advice for
years on end and it didn't turn into resentment?

Well, take a note from Reggie Bush. The longer you listen the better your skin will look. Perhaps you might liken it to drinking a tall glass of milk daily, without suffering the lactose intolerance. You are certain to grow stronger, taller, faster. Trust Us.

the photos above were taken from this month's issue of GQ.
Please pick one up at your local bodega for further
information.


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