Its sad but true that we promised not to "blog" until this site was as beautiful as a young pageant queen, but moments like this keep dragging us back. Our apologies upfront.
Anyway, our boyfriend Kanye has gone and done it again. See, we've been reading rumors that he has exfoliated his ego to reveal a fresher, more humble glow but we never could have dreamed of this. I mean, the above photo is of a most astonishingly confident man and we sit behind our computer screens more in love with him than ever. Now, if you Sirs would take a moment and reflect:
See, its not that we don't want to support our boyfriend for his expressive style, but what we see above is simply a man in a shiny jacket and nothing more. It doesn't speak to his sexuality (sorry everyone, we believe he's straight...) and it doesn't even make him look silly - its just a show piece and true gentleman should tread lightly when deciding how to stand out.
For instance, its not as if wearing primary colors each day doesn't look ok, because well, everyone likes the McDonald's sign, I mean its universally nostalgic. But when deciding on which man to take seriously most women don't go for the man with the newest chain and brightest T. Most women go for the man who looks most confident and nothing about looking like a 17 year old showoff spells confidence.
So again, beautiful Sir. Nice style revolution. You have gone and impressed the jaded likes of the naughty little Swills and we thank you for it. Beyond a good vintage brandy nothing makes the blood as warm as a man with style.
Cheers to your new found humility. Its dashing.
The Presidents of your fan club,
The Swills
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